Things I can teach my child:
How to take down a silver winged elite playing WoW solo.
Avatar is a lame-ass movie.
The beauty of listening to a symphony with your eyes closed.
HAN SHOT FIRST, DAMMIT!
Never, ever pour soda into your laptop.
How to roll basil into a chiffonade and chop it.
Pink is not an acceptable color for anything anywhere ever in perpetuity.
Movies are just better on a big screen because it makes them bigger than life as intended.
Obi-Wan Kenobi was secretly a bad-ass.
Vampires should not be sparkly. Ever.
If you don't vote, you don't have the right to complain.
Norwegian Ridgeback dragons do not make good pets.
Shakespeare is more than a bunch of funny-sounding words.
The Social Network was robbed.
And finally, don't panic and always bring your towel.
Your kid is set for life. :))
ReplyDeleteLove the soloing the silver elite. However, in my experience, the silver elites aren't nearly as tough as the gold ones...just not as easy to find =p
ReplyDeleteChristina, that is very true. However, I can't take down a gold elite solo to save my life. I spend too much time polymorphing everything -- (poof) "Look, a sheep!"
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