To Do List: Driving to the Hospital
Pack and load suitcase
Take Bailey out to pee
Lockup cats
Take three Xanax
Eat Doritos to combat nausea from taking three Xanax
Walk Susana to the car
Walk Susana back to the house to verify offness of stove
Walk Susana to the car
Walk Susana back to the house to grab forgotten car keys
Walk Susana to the car
Run back to the front door to lock front door
Fix driver's seat Susana invariably changed from driving last
Put car in gear
Get out of car to check for damage from putting car in gear before starting engine
Get back in car
Start car
Drive to hospital
Leave to drive to correct hospital
Drive to hospital
Park car
Take Susana inside hospital
Run back outside to prove to Susana car doors are locked
Quietly lock car doors
Run back into hospital
Follow "To Do List: Labor" protocol
To be continued ....
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