Tuesday, May 17, 2011

May 17th

I am rapidly coming to the conclusion there is too much pregnancy information on the Internet.  To read some of what I've read makes me want Susana to stay in bed for the next eight months drinking water and eating nothing but lentils scrubbed with vegan soap.  Don't eat this.  Don't drink that.  Don't touch this.  Don't lay on that side.  How did women have babies before the Internet?  I mean, so many bad things are said about various cured meats and sausages I don't understand how European fetuses survive the amazing number of microscopic threats hunting them like lions in the Serengeti.

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